Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going "please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he's probably dead in a ditch. I hate him" and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes "serves him right. here's his favorite ring"
For my money this is the second most important photograph of 21st century America
Trump supporters praying to the ballot box is the first most important photograph of 21st century America
It’s this actually
ok, you win
A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.
Kitties will be kitties 🐈⬛
this is so fuckin funny
"B-but we're both girls!" [cutely beats you with a hammer]
Sweet Adeline-singing motherfucker
What the fuck happened to the rest of his barbershop quartet
the killer whales got em
bisexualsnufkin
