16 4 / 2014

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via danfreakindavis)

16 4 / 2014

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via diefacejohnson)

16 4 / 2014

bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

(via diefacejohnson)

15 4 / 2014

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via lagio)

15 4 / 2014

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

(Source: hammerlock, via basicwitches)

15 4 / 2014

Dear Courtney,

I dropped my phone in the toilet so I can’t text or call you tonight.

All my love,

Becky

15 4 / 2014


Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

(Source: fujikomine, via diefacejohnson)

15 4 / 2014

"The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison."

Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)

(Source: kate-hawkingbird-bishop, via whenthebluebellsareout)

15 4 / 2014

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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(via poop-fart-princess)

14 4 / 2014

Did you know that my friend is lovely and wonderful and I wanna see if I can get her to call me without specifically telling her to call me?